Ran Fuzzy Donut. I'm pretty sure I can see the same artifacts in the test image. This card was never intended for high-intensity 3D rendering, though, so burn in tests are a moot point.
Ran OCCT test for 5 min. No errors detected.
Since the card is still fairly new, I would be surprised if there were any faults in it at this time.
I have no reason to overclock this card since I only use it to display 2D still images. The TV it's displaying images on is a dynamic photo frame, basically.
I swapped out the cable with a brand new cable. No change. Same effect.
The circular Dell logo splash screen on boot up does not have any artifacting, which only means that the ultra-basic BIOS video drivers are not having the same issue. I can see the artifacting appear as soon as Windows launches.
Is there anything anyone can tell me regarding the very specific type of artifacting that I am seeing? It's a very well defined pattern, so I have to think it's something that has happened to other people somewhere. If you're not sure what I mean, check out the Lines Sample image in the original post. It seems as if there are a series of invisible vertical lines cutting through the image and off-setting the image by a pixel up or down on each side of the invisible line. Each invisible vertical line appears to be spaced regularly across the image about every 20-50 pixels.