I seemed to have found a solution? Someone recommended me DDU (Display Drive Uninstaller) by Wagnardsoft. I used it to uninstall my Realtek audio drivers, not really expecting much, and somehow that fixed it???? I'll list what I did step-by-step:
1. Install DDU
2. Disconnect Internet
3. In the DDU main menu there should be a dropdown with the options Audio and Graphics. Select Audio
4. In the next dropdown hit Realtek (or the other one if that's what your computer uses)
5. Hit uninstall and restart
6. It's recommended to do steps 3-5 again just to make sure everything's uninstalled
7. Turn Internet back on
8. I also uninstalled both AMD Audio Drivers in device manager but I don't think that's necessary because
9. A pop up from Windows saying "Realtek Audio Control" got installed popped up
And then it was fixed. So maybe you're missing this random program that nobody nowhere tells you to install