Title says it all. Seriously? Word around the campfire is that AMD has only a few guys in Singapore working on Linux drivers.
Something to consider: one day Linux is going to be able to be equal to Windows in every aspect except for price. Why not get the jump on this now? NVIDIA is currently kicking your buttocks and their drivers are terrible too!
And stop censoring the forum. Saying that your software is "negatively affecting my spirit while partaking in glorius blood-runnings of a 0 and/or 1 nature" isn't the same as saying your $hit is broke.
Basically it is possible with fglrx 13.1 legacy. But you may not use something newer than xserver 1.12.